went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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