Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
