i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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