I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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