Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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