my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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