How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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