I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
