question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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