Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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