he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
someone owes me an orgasm
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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