And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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