It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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