But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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