I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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