The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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