the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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