Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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