wat bout pragnant strippers??
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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