my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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