Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
COCAINE IS GR8
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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