this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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