We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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