Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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