"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm at about main and main street
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
