Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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