matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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