Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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