the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I forget how to act sober
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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