Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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