we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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