How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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