How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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