you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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