You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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