Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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