Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Randomize
