I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
