On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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