OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Come see our sink grown plant.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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