He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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