i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
