Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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