Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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