I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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