k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
My vagina just recognized that song.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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