Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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