Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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