It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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