Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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